Lily Allen can’t seem to make it through a performance or even a solid 24 hours before falling face down. After performing a set at Australia’s Big Day Out Festival this past weekend, the singer tumbled to the ground on the way to her car. Sources say that Lily was her usual drunken self while performing. Later, when she left and hit the ground, the same source says that her people had to recover from laughing before they helped her up again. I guess it’s just another day at work for those guys. Witnesses say that Lily didn’t look injured but that she did require some assistance getting into the car.

The singer recently told the press that she understands now what the “price of fame” is since she can’t do anymore daily things: “People say you pay the price of fame. There are some things I just can’t do anymore. Like when I’ve had sex, I can’t go to the sexual health clinic. I can’t go to a shop to get condoms – just regular daily stuff that’s gotten difficult.” Lily Allen really does talk about sex a lot doesn’t she? In the same interview she also mentioned Simon Cowell for some strange reason: “Over Christmas, I was kind of seeing this guy and then it was over. So I texted my godmother and told her. As a joke I said, ‘Maybe my next conquest should be Simon Cowell.’ But you know that thing where when someone is in your mind you accidentally text them? So I texted him that. He replied, ‘Sorry?’” how come Lily Allen even had Simon Cowell’s number if she didn’t have any plans with him… is it a public number? Can anyone have access to it?

Lily Allen has gotten another case of her verbal diarrhea as she tells everyone what she looks forward to when it comes to sex. The British singer says that she can’t get down with someone who sucks in the sack. She goes as far as saying that it makes her upset if someone can’t deliver. Lily said “I think, ‘Oh God, this is someone I would like to spend the rest of my life with. But I cannot face having bad sex for the rest of my life’”. For some reason, I think that if you give her a certain price, she might be willing to overlook her bedroom standards.

What the heck has Lily Allen been snorting? First she was seen wearing Ugg boots and a homemade Chanel rip off shirt and recently she’s been seen in this. The singer went out for a bit of last minute Christmas shopping last week and the dress suit and sheer shirt combination that she decided to wear out to frolic around London didn’t really match the cold winter weather. I’m afraid to see what her future looks like. The wardrobe no-nos are one small step to becoming either a Wino or a Wacko. Somebody needs to intervene and get her a stylist fast!

British singer Lily Allen is getting geared up for the release of her second album and in a recent interview with UK’s Observer, Lily revealed that she is off the sauce and drugs. Gee, I wonder how long that will last. Lily also revealed that she hasn’t had a drink since the end of September. Maybe that’s why she was nice to Britney Spears and hasn’t been making an ass of herself lately. Apparently, Lily wasn’t too pleased when she got portrayed as a drunk in a comic book. Lily did say that she’s not completely swearing off the stuff saying “I have no intention of taking drugs again at the moment. But I can’t say ‘Never again,’ because I don’t know where I’ll be in 10 years’ time. And I will definitely drink in the future, just not for awhile.”

Lily Allen fought back the tears during her appearance at Glastonbury this weekend, taking to the stage just hours after her beloved grandmother passed away.

Allen’s appearance was put into jeopardy following the terrible news that Nana Allen – mother of Lily’s actor father Keith- had passed away on Saturday evening. But Allen surprised organisers by keeping her promise to sing at the festival and appeared in an emotional state as she took to the stage.

Joining Mark Ronson to perform Littlest Things, a visibly moved Lily said: “My Nana Allen died last night. This is for Nana Allen. I love you.”

She clutched copies of her lyrics and explained she had forgotten them.