You might find that as a source of entertainment but given what they’ve started talking about, it quickly runs dry. It looks like John Mayer wanted to begin a “twitter relationship” with Kesha so he just posted a little message about her hit song “Tik tok”… a pretty subtle little thing, especially considering what he’s been saying on other occasions recently. He did however seem to push a button, perhaps quite violently, because Kesha gave the following reply: “dear john mayerrr. Don’t be a little bitch wit ur chit chat. Just show me whur ur dick’s at.” One can pretty much imagine what would happen if these two would end up in the same room together. That’s got disaster written all over it… so what are they waiting for?

In a new interview with Popeater, Katy Perry talks about the odd facial expressions that John Mayer makes when he’s performing. The ‘I Kissed a Girl’ singer revealed “John Mayer said he’s trying to get rid of his “O” face. Oh, I think it’s sexy. Why would he try to get rid of something that’s just so cool?” If John’s so-called O face is what Katy thinks to be sexy, then I’m highly turned on by overweight plumbers who show their butt cracks as their fixing the leak under the kitchen sink. John’s facial expressions have been the center of some of my nightmares.

After his recent break-up with actress Jennifer Aniston went public a magazine published a story claiming that rocker John Mayer had plans to write an all tell book about his relationship with the actress.

Well this piece of junk news hasn’t been taken lightly by John Mayer and he is planning legal action against Star Magazine which accused him of considering to write an all tell book of his account of their on-off relationship.

One of Mayer’s reps has told sources, “Even for them, it’s a new low. They’ve dressed themselves up but they’re no better than the Enquirer. Despite their low standards it’s still not OK to make up stories and print them.”

Seriously speaking I guess Aniston make him sign a confidentiality agreement? For a bed bouncer…he seems way to paranoid…Jennifer was not a good for him or his now lacking finesse. By the way singers are famous for writing break-ups songs! This fella has great material for a hit album.

John Mayer has hinted that he might be trying endlessly to find the best way he can walk upto to girlfriend Jennifer Aniston and propose his love for her.

He said: “I think I’d be pretty good at proposing. I’d figure that out. I’d get creative.” The ‘Gravity’ singer who thinks of himself being a pretty decent writer said “It’s also difficult to write songs about love lost and love found. I believe in my ability as a writer. I think it might take a little longer.”

Well John my advise to you is pretty plain and straight forward, man if you wanna propose great, if you wanna do it in a creative manner I am all for you, if you wanna sing something to her even better but man what ever you wanna do, do it.

Don’t wait so long that the right time just passes away without letting you knowing about it. At times its more about the moment, may be she is waiting for you to say it and you dumb ass are just wondering when and how best to say it. Be the man of the moment and not a man waiting for the moment. I guess I said something extraordinary here!

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are planning a ‘trial marriage’.

The couple – who have been dating for three months – are said to be keen to test the strength of their relationship, and think John moving into Jennifer’s house is the perfect first step.

A source said: “John wants to settle down as much as Jennifer does. What’s more, he’s been telling her that he thinks she is the one and she believes him.”

John’s move into Jennifer’s Beverly Hills mansion is set to happen after his tour ends in September.

The couple are also reportedly planning a family.

The source added: “John is the first guy since Brad who has talked seriously about having children and Jennifer is very excited about it.”

Jennifer was previously married to Brad Pitt for five years. They separated in 2005 amid allegations he was cheating on her with actress Angelina Jolie, with who he now has six children.