The first picture of 1-month old Bronx Mowgli Wentz or BMW has been posted on the website friendsorenemies.com by his parents Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. They decided to not pimp out their kid to the tabloids. Translation: nobody wanted the pictures. Their e-card reads “Happy Holidays to all of our friends! Love Pete, Ashlee and Bronx. We decided to share the best gift we could ever receive with you: Bronx Mowgli Wentz. We couldn’t be happier. And in the spirit of the holidays, we’d like to encourage you to give on your own. Below is a list of worthwhile charities that need your support: TheIRC.com, RoomToGrow.org and RichieMaddenFoundation.com.”

(cue in the fireworks)
She may look pregnant, but….
She’s probably just getting fat now that she’s finished her ‘tour’ and not doing much of anything!
YAY!!! We can all now heave a big sigh of relief.
Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton that Avril Lavigne was “pAArtying it up at Tao in Las Vegas on Saturday night and she was definitely boozing.”
We all know that if you can’t booze while pregnant, right Mariah?
Thank goodness! Avril, the mommy, just sounds like a horrible idea!

Last month, Avril’s hardcore fans were on a mission to make her video for the song ‘Girlfriend’ the most played ever on YouTube. As of Friday morning, Team Avril has gained the #1 spot from the ‘Evolution of Dance’ video. The fans are using a shady tactic which uses links to play the video continuously as long as the computer is open. YouTube has a policy to remove videos from the most played section if they discover that their view count system has been gamed yet they aren’t doing anything. It’s being said that YouTube is turning a blind eye to Avril’s cheating ways because the site is making advertising money off the fake views. Apparently, there’s a $2 million check waiting for her for all her YouTube plays. Avril’s getting money and it’s not even earned legit!