Dec 24

DEFINING THE NEW FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME

Category: Heidi Montag

In a fake scene for a fake marriage, one fake person – Mr. Spencer Pratt – told another fake person – Heidi Montag – that he wanted to wait to “give you [Montag] the wedding of your dreams that you have been talking about for three years.”

Otherwise he feared his future mother-in-law would “kill me in my sleep.”

Charming!

The couple’s fake elopement in Mexico surprised friends and family, and outraged Heidi’s mother, who believed her daughter had been drugged and then dragged to the altar.

Which is very mature, BTW.

But Pratt says that since the real marriage has been delayed, he and Darlene Egelhoff (Heidi’s mama) are on a “better path.”

For Thanksgiving dinner she even made a gingerbread house with “Pratts” on the doormat and pictures of Spencer and Heidi.

Awwww, how fake.

Spencer, however, didn’t eat it, as he believed it “was afraid her mom poisoned it!”

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